Looking for a sincere woman in New York

Yesterday's story: a client said I'm too sincere for New York. She was right. I'm looking for a woman who also can't fake it.

Age: 30-45
Height: irrelevant
Spine: mandatory

First date:

• You teach me a Polish curse word.
• I teach you how to change the filter in the AC.

Then we'll decide if there's chemistry or just service exchange. I don't reply to "hey". Start with something better.