Not looking for a wife, but I’m happy to complain!

I'm not looking for a wife. I just came for potatoes, but since you're here... we can complain together that everything is expensive, and life is even more expensive. Age 30+, condition: functional, slightly worn, but no rust (at least on the outside).

The engine runs smoothly, sometimes it just makes a noise on a cold start -- but who doesn't have their own sounds.